Need Relief

I'm just a poor boy from Hagerstown,Md. I need a card,please!!!!! I am so poor that I eat bread soup three times a day,five days a week.I will work for bread slices,clean bathrooms for .50 an hour and sell bibles for six dollars and get .25 cents profit per the word of God, then give 15 cents back to the preacher for coffee and doughnuts. I'm a good man I think.Please help me,will ya? Thanks!!!!

Darrell ,Maryland.